Well, was this the worst episode of The Bachelor, or what. No question mark, as this was not a question. I've never watched a more dark, confusing episode of this franchise. So many questions...let's get started.
The short story: Nick cleaned house last night and got rid of SIX contestants.
The medium story: Nick hates being The Bachelor. No one is having fun. This season is officially boring.
Now for the long story.
We start from last week's "cliffhanger" where Taylor swims up from...
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Whipped Cream & Lies: 37 Thoughts on The Bachelor
Dear ABC,
All I want is for an episode of The Bachelor to end with a rose ceremony. Just ONE episode. Please?All of this TO BE CONTINUED is really screwing my emotional intelligence.
In the words of Corrine, "#SorryNotSorry" but this episode was stupid as fuck. It just was. I have so many things to say, I'm not quite sure where to start. I made a list, and it shall qualify as my recap:
Corrine and Taylor at the beginning. So, just so we all remember, Corrine started that conversation, didn't...
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