So, the Women Tell All was predictable: The ladies showed up looking hotter than they ever did on the show in a final ploy to show Sean what he's missing. They tore Tierra a new one. There was a cry for closure from a few, while a few were clearly being teed up as the next Bachelorette. And in an unexpected turn of events, AshLee didn't mention her abandonment issues once, but she did show a whole new side of crazy.
Switching things up again for this recap. I took to Twitter to see what everyone else was saying and I'll weave my thoughts into that.
Let's skip to the good stuff, shall we, because no one cares about Sean and Chris Harrison showing up to a viewing party unless it was ours.
SARAH
She looked good, no? Don't get me wrong, I like Sarah, but I'm over her. I don't believe her having one arm had anything to do with Sean not picking her, I think it was because she's a bit...boring.
Everyone loves Sarah because she only has one arm.I ignored that fact and found her terribly boring. #thebachelor
— Natalie Hinkley (@whoisnataliem) March 5, 2013
Depressing: Sarah can pack, dress, do hair and makeup better with one hand than I can with two. Or could with three. #bachelornation
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 5, 2013
"I think I'm funny. And I think I'm smart. And I think I'm great." Maybe we could work on the modesty, Sarah. #BachelorTIERRA
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 5, 2013
A few things to note: Her dress was horrible. Her dent was gone. Her ring is out of control, and not in a good way. She wasn't wearing makeup. Starting off the segment by saying she lights up a room? Also, what's the point of her even being on this show if she doesn't own up to her actions? All she does is feign memory loss. Quick, someone call the paramedic.
...and then Tierra comes out and cuts them all in the face with her "sparkler" - i.e. RING. #bachelor
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) March 5, 2013
Of course I didn't come on the #bachelor looking for a meaningful connection. A unibrow is the LAST thing I want.
— Tierra's Eyebrow (@TierrasEyebrow) March 5, 2013
"It's difficult for me because I light up in a room." If only it was in flames. #Bachelor #WTA
— Jen Marcus (@jenmarcus) March 5, 2013
"When I walk into a room, I bring this joy and smile and happiness" -- no person who actually does those things. @bachelornation
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 5, 2013
Favorite line from the Tierra segment that was cut came from @lesleymurph "Tierra, you were more of an outcast than Andre 3000" #Bachelor
— Robert Mills(@Millsy11374) March 5, 2013
Tierra "lights up in a room." Her eyebrow, on the other hand, does the Harlem Shake. #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) March 5, 2013
I bet Tierra's new man can squeeze ping pong balls out of his vagina. #TheBachelor #TierrasForeheadHoleTHE BEST:
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) March 5, 2013
Where the Sparkle went. #bachelor twitter.com/WilliamFHolman…ASHLEE
— William Holman (@WilliamFHolman) March 5, 2013
Even though ombre is out (ignoring the fact that I almost did this to my own hair about a month ago), I happened to love AshLee's hair. I thought it looked amaze. I thought AshLee was good during the whole Tierra segment, bordering on being bitchy and being honest. Then came the part with Sean. To say he dodged a bullet by not choosing her is an understatement. Also, can we talk about the difference between her dress after the hometowns and her dress after the Fantasy Suites?
Ughhh AshLee's ombre hair reminds me of 2012 and I'm really trying to do this whole not living in the past thing. #TheBachelor #WTA
— Sarah Newlon (@SarahNewlon) March 5, 2013
AshLee: "No, I wasn't pissed." Chris Harrison: "You LOOKED pissed." Preach. #bachelornation
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 5, 2013
AshLee says Sean was acting like a frat guy. Or, you know, the #Bachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 5, 2013
Here's what happend AshLee: He didn't pick you. End of story. #TheBachelor #WTA
— Sean Lowe's Abs (@SeanLowesAbz) March 5, 2013
If AshLee used the term "this man" instead of Sean then I'll take a shot on this flight. #HeHadAName #MidFlightTweet #TheBachelor
— Arie Luyendyk Jr. (@ariejr) March 5, 2013
"I know you're a strong woman," @seanlowe09 says, silently adding "I mean you support those giant implants, don't you?" #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) March 5, 2013
Someone needs to remind AshLee that dudes say a ton of stuff they don't mean when they're banging. #wta #bachelorWell said, Sean Lowe. You're a witty thing, aren't you.
— damianholbrook (@TVGMDamian) March 5, 2013
"This Man" would never say that. #TheBachelorEVERYONE ELSE
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 5, 2013
So many tweets about Brooke...who the hell is Brooke?
Who is Brooke and why is she talking? Are you a producer? Oh, you were on the show? Like...an extra? #bachelor
— Will Haskell (@WillHaskell51) March 5, 2013
Brooke's earrings aren't here to make friends. #TheBachelor
— People magazine (@peoplemag) March 5, 2013
I yell that at @ashhebert every night! #takeurshirtoff #thebachelor
— J.P. Rosenbaum (@JP_Rosenbaum) March 5, 2013
"I milked a goat" is Desiree's "I carried a watermelon." #TheBachelor
— People magazine (@peoplemag) March 5, 2013
"Des wouldn't let me in all the way"....just the tip. #bachelor
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) March 5, 2013
Sean says he considers himself "blessed" to have been on the Bachelor. God says, "I want no part of this." #bachelornationSpeaking of Him, thank God we only have one week of this left.
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 5, 2013
Who do you think he picks? Any votes for Bachelorette?
Lol, I loved reading all those tweets! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness so funny reading all that. I watched parts. Tweeted some. But wow, so people are mean. Oh well. I won't tell who he chooses.
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